takers, CB Hustlers
The Taker (USA 1971)
Director: Carl Monson
Starring: Susan Apple, Fred Bush, Coe Bart, Kim Kiya, Lois Douglas Deborah Borroli, Dennis Troy, Rulo Thumb, Tony Zero, Carl Monson, Kathy Hilton, Anna Travers
E.J. und Will sind zwei üble Gesellen. Mit ihren Bikes fahren sie durch die Gegend, reißen Frauen auf und vertreiben sich dann die Zeit mit Sex und Drogen. Überhand nimmt die Sache, als die beiden in ein Haus einbrechen, zwei Frauen in ihre Gewalt bringen und sich über Tage mit ihnen Vergnügen.
Diese Mischung aus Bikerfilm und (Soft)Porno ist das Regiedebüt von Carl Monson, der in den folgenden Jahren mit A Scream in the Streets und Please Don't Eat My Mother qualitativ gleichwertige Filme für Box Office International gedreht hat, wobei der zuletzt erwähnte der Beste aus den Dreien ist. Selbst für Filme solchen Caliber is the story to an absolute minimum. A little less and we had arrived at Gonzo. Basically we are dealing here with a string of sex scenes, which are changed in the last 45 minutes not even the partners. To even begin to incorporate some dynamics there is this constellation with the evil rockers who have two helpless women in their power, but who would have thought it, after some initial reluctance, the two something fun related to their unfortunate situation, leading to some strange dialogue excesses such as "I've Been Screwed by better Salesmen!" out. Anyway, the girls are quite pretty to look at, anyway sonerlich long held und nach 77 Minuten wundert man sich, dass so etwas in den 70er Jahren tatsächlich im Kino lief.
Wer mit diversen Harry Novak Produktionen etwas anfangen konnte, dürfte auch hier recht gut aufgehoben sein.
4/10
Wednesday, December 26, 2007
Tuesday, December 25, 2007
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C.B. Hustlers (USA 1978)
Regie: C.B. Hustlers
Darsteller: John Alderman, Jake Barnes, Uschi Digard, Tiffany Jones, Edward Roehm, John Tull, Valdesta
Drei Prostituierte fahren mit ihrem Van durch dich Gegend um sich an Rastplätzen mit Truckern, die zuvor per CB Funk informiert wurden, zu vergnügen. Die Geschichte von the mobile brothel brings two reporters of a local daily newspaper on the track. But the girls went all out to avert this negative headlines.
The story is too short to make a joke and it would also be good as basic load can serve for a porno. Not surprising when you consider that director Stu Segall Summer School a year later and two years later turned Insatiable with Marilyn Chambers. The content of events is as follows: The girls drive around, fuck with truckers to drive on, fuck with truckers, etc. To make things loosen up a bit, there is the subplot with the two reporters who are on the hunt for a scoop. As the two little heads off That hire is also some humor into the game. Emphasis should however be on Uschi Digard, which again may show extensive thanks to which body parts she is brought to a rather remarkable filmography. It is also amazing that she speaks with a sexy Swedish accent, which is a bit unusual. In many of her films she either remained silent or was gedubbt.
Thanks to the simple story, beautiful girls and some humor flows out of the film only so on. Quite enjoyable no-brainer that one should perform best at bedtime to heart and Uschi Digard is always worth a look anyway.
5 / 10
C.B. Hustlers (USA 1978)
Regie: C.B. Hustlers
Darsteller: John Alderman, Jake Barnes, Uschi Digard, Tiffany Jones, Edward Roehm, John Tull, Valdesta
Drei Prostituierte fahren mit ihrem Van durch dich Gegend um sich an Rastplätzen mit Truckern, die zuvor per CB Funk informiert wurden, zu vergnügen. Die Geschichte von the mobile brothel brings two reporters of a local daily newspaper on the track. But the girls went all out to avert this negative headlines.
The story is too short to make a joke and it would also be good as basic load can serve for a porno. Not surprising when you consider that director Stu Segall Summer School a year later and two years later turned Insatiable with Marilyn Chambers. The content of events is as follows: The girls drive around, fuck with truckers to drive on, fuck with truckers, etc. To make things loosen up a bit, there is the subplot with the two reporters who are on the hunt for a scoop. As the two little heads off That hire is also some humor into the game. Emphasis should however be on Uschi Digard, which again may show extensive thanks to which body parts she is brought to a rather remarkable filmography. It is also amazing that she speaks with a sexy Swedish accent, which is a bit unusual. In many of her films she either remained silent or was gedubbt.
Thanks to the simple story, beautiful girls and some humor flows out of the film only so on. Quite enjoyable no-brainer that one should perform best at bedtime to heart and Uschi Digard is always worth a look anyway.
5 / 10
Sunday, October 21, 2007
Can You Projectile Vomit With Reflux In Babys
TNT Jackson The First Turn-On
TNT Jackson (USA / TNT Jackson 1975)
Director: Cirio H. Santiago
Starring: Jeannie Bell, Stan Shaw, Pat Anderson, Ken Metcalfe, Chiquito, Imelda Ilanan, Leo Martinez, Max Alvarado, Percy Gordon Chris Cruz, Joonee Gamboa, Shirley Washington
TNT Jackson studied in Hong Kong, her brother. But that was unfortunately killed a few days earlier by the drug mafia. With the help of Joe, a good friend of her brother, she smuggled into the Mafia and tries to find the murderer of her brother ... The
in the 70's rather successful genre of "Eastern" and "Blaxploitation" learned with "TNT Jackson" a yet quite idiosyncratic fusion. Ex-Playmate (which should be clarified as they ever came to the role) Jeannie Bell beats without any martial arts skills, but with astonishing Afrobfrisur by a relatively simple story. Really amusing, the fact that in addition to Mrs. Bell in the rest of the cast is also quite limited martial arts skills to what has largely confused, but very entertaining, Gehample is out. Completely absurd, it is the one where does slow-motion comes into play and all still amateur and the other at the final battle against the oh-so-powerful kung-fu experts hampelt no less through the area. Because of their martial arts has Jeannie Bell's role uncertain , But because they have two other advantages which are also occasionally put on display. Quite the notorious scene in which she dressed only in panties their opponents (With Light) beat up this boy. In Tarantino's Jackie Brown is referred to it.
is rather interesting that none other than Dick Miller (known face from Joe Dante, Roger Corman films) was responsible for the script.
is to the point TNT Jackson is a rather more fun Kung-Fu Flik. Should not be taken too seriously and you should have a lot of fun.
7 / 10
TNT Jackson (USA / TNT Jackson 1975)
Director: Cirio H. Santiago
Starring: Jeannie Bell, Stan Shaw, Pat Anderson, Ken Metcalfe, Chiquito, Imelda Ilanan, Leo Martinez, Max Alvarado, Percy Gordon Chris Cruz, Joonee Gamboa, Shirley Washington
TNT Jackson studied in Hong Kong, her brother. But that was unfortunately killed a few days earlier by the drug mafia. With the help of Joe, a good friend of her brother, she smuggled into the Mafia and tries to find the murderer of her brother ... The
in the 70's rather successful genre of "Eastern" and "Blaxploitation" learned with "TNT Jackson" a yet quite idiosyncratic fusion. Ex-Playmate (which should be clarified as they ever came to the role) Jeannie Bell beats without any martial arts skills, but with astonishing Afrobfrisur by a relatively simple story. Really amusing, the fact that in addition to Mrs. Bell in the rest of the cast is also quite limited martial arts skills to what has largely confused, but very entertaining, Gehample is out. Completely absurd, it is the one where does slow-motion comes into play and all still amateur and the other at the final battle against the oh-so-powerful kung-fu experts hampelt no less through the area. Because of their martial arts has Jeannie Bell's role uncertain , But because they have two other advantages which are also occasionally put on display. Quite the notorious scene in which she dressed only in panties their opponents (With Light) beat up this boy. In Tarantino's Jackie Brown is referred to it.
is rather interesting that none other than Dick Miller (known face from Joe Dante, Roger Corman films) was responsible for the script.
is to the point TNT Jackson is a rather more fun Kung-Fu Flik. Should not be taken too seriously and you should have a lot of fun.
7 / 10
Saturday, September 22, 2007
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The First Turn-On! (USA 1982)
Director: Michael Herz, Lloyd Kaufman
Starring: Georgia Harrell, Michael Sanville, Googy Gress, John Flood, Heidi Muller, Al Pia, Betty Pia, Gilda Gumbo, Lara Grills, Kristina Marie Wetzel Frank Trent Saladin, David Berardi
The last day of summer camp "Big Tee Pee" has arrived. On the plan a nature walk is led by Annie Goldberg. Four of the camper, Michelle, Mitch, Danny and Henry bored with this and decide to hide in a cave to smoke some grass. The four not disappear quickly remains undetected for long periods and actually find them by the Annie suspicious smoke followed. When they are taken to task to ereigent a landslide that blocked the entrance and exit of the cave. To tell the time to sell up to her rescue, the young people the story of her first time to ever since. About prostitutes, addicts pizza KKK members, nymphomania and love in the barn at the bowling alley is a lot ... should
Before their success, "The Toxic Avenger," the Troma really made known, and found with Toxie a figurehead, turned Michael Herz and Lloyd Kaufman in a fun teen comedy about the first time a sensitive approach to the issue we do not expect, however, . In addition to fart and there are some Fäkalhumor really good jokes. Sun drags Mitch with a sexbessesenen, overwrought friend to a meeting, which ends in total chaos or imagine eating together at the Annie her parents eating their new friend. That there is a lack of any table manners, what everyone present, however, does not seem to mind. Wonderfully absurd scene.
The stories fit well into the overall story, and in between there's some nonsense, as the camp leader, who would rather play poker than to seek for missing or perform an absurd nature film, shot by a poisonous gas company that can.
In a supporting role Vincent D'Onofrio, known to be seen from Full Metal Jacket. The rest of the cast otherwise has a rather modest filmography.
7 / 10
The First Turn-On! (USA 1982)
Director: Michael Herz, Lloyd Kaufman
Starring: Georgia Harrell, Michael Sanville, Googy Gress, John Flood, Heidi Muller, Al Pia, Betty Pia, Gilda Gumbo, Lara Grills, Kristina Marie Wetzel Frank Trent Saladin, David Berardi
The last day of summer camp "Big Tee Pee" has arrived. On the plan a nature walk is led by Annie Goldberg. Four of the camper, Michelle, Mitch, Danny and Henry bored with this and decide to hide in a cave to smoke some grass. The four not disappear quickly remains undetected for long periods and actually find them by the Annie suspicious smoke followed. When they are taken to task to ereigent a landslide that blocked the entrance and exit of the cave. To tell the time to sell up to her rescue, the young people the story of her first time to ever since. About prostitutes, addicts pizza KKK members, nymphomania and love in the barn at the bowling alley is a lot ... should
Before their success, "The Toxic Avenger," the Troma really made known, and found with Toxie a figurehead, turned Michael Herz and Lloyd Kaufman in a fun teen comedy about the first time a sensitive approach to the issue we do not expect, however, . In addition to fart and there are some Fäkalhumor really good jokes. Sun drags Mitch with a sexbessesenen, overwrought friend to a meeting, which ends in total chaos or imagine eating together at the Annie her parents eating their new friend. That there is a lack of any table manners, what everyone present, however, does not seem to mind. Wonderfully absurd scene.
The stories fit well into the overall story, and in between there's some nonsense, as the camp leader, who would rather play poker than to seek for missing or perform an absurd nature film, shot by a poisonous gas company that can.
In a supporting role Vincent D'Onofrio, known to be seen from Full Metal Jacket. The rest of the cast otherwise has a rather modest filmography.
7 / 10
Wednesday, August 15, 2007
How Long Does It Take To Recover From Brazilian
The Black Scorpion (USA 1957)
Director: Edward Ludwig
Starring: Richard Denning, Mara Corday, Carlos Rivas, Mario Navarro, Carlos Múzquiz, Pascual Garcia Pena, Fanny Schiller, Pedro Galván, Arturo Martínez
by a volcanic eruption in Mexico awaken some giant scorpions from their centuries-old sleep. Not only the cattle in the nurturing environment is used for the scorpions as prey, even on a nearby town, they come forth. The two archaeologists Hank Scott Artur Ramos and working together with the cattle baroness Teresa Alvarez to stop the creatures ...
In U.S. horror films of the 50s have provided several large animals or insects for all sorts of mischief. In Jack Arnold's "Tarantula" it was a spider, Douglas Gordon in "Them!" Came the ants and in Bert I. Gordon "locusts" many grasshoppers on the shore. In "The Black Scorpion" there are giant scorpions (the singular of the title is therefore not entirely correct) that are invading Mexico.
content is changed, the principle of the little monster movie. The scorpions are running the people. A scientist, a brave warrior and a beautiful girl were raised against the beasts. A well-known scheme that works again.
What the movie really moved a few steps up, the excellent special effects by Willis H. O'Brien, who also formerly involved in King Kong. Using stop motion are brought to life the scorpions, while being cut off and in between a greedy model drooling into it. The transition between the animation scenes and real scenes does it very well.
some really impressive scenes is there to see. Thus, two of our heroes abseil into a cave where the giant scorpions find a kind of worm and a spider become a disturbance, leading to several fights. Worth seeing the scene where the scorpions derail a moving train connecting to pounce on the passengers. Trick Technically absolutely terrific.
few difficulties, the film, however. First, several plot holes. For instance, in the above-mentioned cave a dozen Scorpio, the skillful ignore the presence of our heroes and thus prefer to fight each other something.
repeat in the final, some animated scenes again and again and also the scorpion model loses slavering after the umpteenth time show slow its effects.
"The Black Scorpion" actually has the makings of a classic. The effects are great, some scenes are really great and except for continuous low-trailer a round thing.
7 / 10
Sunday, August 12, 2007
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Bugged (USA 1996)
Director: Ronald K. Armstrong
Starring: Priscilla K. Basque, Ronald K. Armstrong, Jeff Lee, Mitzi Gary, Richard Horton, Karina Felix, Casim Gomez, Derek C. Johnson, Al Woodley, Lauren R. Sack, Malachi Weir, John Kilgore
Dr. Craig has developed a serum that increases the intelligence of animals considerably. Since he does not get approval for experiments on humans, because it is assumed that the serum of additional mutations, provides the means he tried summarily fatal in themselves a Error, as it turns out, for both his experimental animals and even connect him to mutations. At his request, Dr. Craig is shot by his assistant and dissolved the laboratory. An external chemical laboratory is instructed to dispose of the serum, but during the trip there is a serious accident. The containers with the serum end up with an insect extermination company and used in the home of writer Divine Hill. mutate overnight to the insects sprayed with intelligent, bloodthirsty monsters who have now bent on Divine and the insecticide team ...
low budget blaxploitation horror from the house of Troma, in principle, similar to later gedrehten Filmen wie Lace Placid und Arac Attack, vor allem aufgrund des ironischen Untertons, der leider manchmal etwas aussetzt. Gerade diese Szenen sind aber die besten. Als die tapferen Kammerjäger aus Kleidung und Rattengift einen Köder in Menschenform für die außerhalb lauernde Insektenschar basteln und ihn mit einem Seil befestigt aus der Türe schmeißen. Kurz darauf landet ein Hähnchen, ebenfalls an einem Seil befestigt im Haus; eine Art Menschenköder der Insekten.
Ansonsten werden bekannte Pfade beschritten. Das Vertauschen der Container wirkt etwas plump und auch die recht lange Vorgeschichte mit Dr. Craig hätte man etwas verkürzen können. Ab dem Vertauschen dürfte klar sein, wie sich der Film entwickelt, der eingestreute Humor sorgt da für etwas Abwechslung. Eine obligatorische Love Story zwischen der einsamen Schriftstellerin, die zwar über Liebe schreibt, aber in ihrem Leben keine findet, und einem tapferen Kammerjäger darf natürlich nicht fehlen.
Die Kreaturen schauen ziemlich gut aus, wobei in der Regel nur eine zu sehen ist. Mehr Kollektivszenen hätten sich nicht geschadet.
Was bleibt ist selbstironischer Insektenhorror mit einigen Hängern.
5/10
Bugged (USA 1996)
Director: Ronald K. Armstrong
Starring: Priscilla K. Basque, Ronald K. Armstrong, Jeff Lee, Mitzi Gary, Richard Horton, Karina Felix, Casim Gomez, Derek C. Johnson, Al Woodley, Lauren R. Sack, Malachi Weir, John Kilgore
Dr. Craig has developed a serum that increases the intelligence of animals considerably. Since he does not get approval for experiments on humans, because it is assumed that the serum of additional mutations, provides the means he tried summarily fatal in themselves a Error, as it turns out, for both his experimental animals and even connect him to mutations. At his request, Dr. Craig is shot by his assistant and dissolved the laboratory. An external chemical laboratory is instructed to dispose of the serum, but during the trip there is a serious accident. The containers with the serum end up with an insect extermination company and used in the home of writer Divine Hill. mutate overnight to the insects sprayed with intelligent, bloodthirsty monsters who have now bent on Divine and the insecticide team ...
low budget blaxploitation horror from the house of Troma, in principle, similar to later gedrehten Filmen wie Lace Placid und Arac Attack, vor allem aufgrund des ironischen Untertons, der leider manchmal etwas aussetzt. Gerade diese Szenen sind aber die besten. Als die tapferen Kammerjäger aus Kleidung und Rattengift einen Köder in Menschenform für die außerhalb lauernde Insektenschar basteln und ihn mit einem Seil befestigt aus der Türe schmeißen. Kurz darauf landet ein Hähnchen, ebenfalls an einem Seil befestigt im Haus; eine Art Menschenköder der Insekten.
Ansonsten werden bekannte Pfade beschritten. Das Vertauschen der Container wirkt etwas plump und auch die recht lange Vorgeschichte mit Dr. Craig hätte man etwas verkürzen können. Ab dem Vertauschen dürfte klar sein, wie sich der Film entwickelt, der eingestreute Humor sorgt da für etwas Abwechslung. Eine obligatorische Love Story zwischen der einsamen Schriftstellerin, die zwar über Liebe schreibt, aber in ihrem Leben keine findet, und einem tapferen Kammerjäger darf natürlich nicht fehlen.
Die Kreaturen schauen ziemlich gut aus, wobei in der Regel nur eine zu sehen ist. Mehr Kollektivszenen hätten sich nicht geschadet.
Was bleibt ist selbstironischer Insektenhorror mit einigen Hängern.
5/10
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